why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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