Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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