Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
50% drunk capacity currently
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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