So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
wow bdsm is so cute
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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