you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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