I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Randomize
