just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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