At least make sure they are 18
Why
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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