Ambien. No doubt about it.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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