I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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