I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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