its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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