he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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