Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
