According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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