shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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