I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Houston, we have a blender
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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