Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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