There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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