Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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