Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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