As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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