normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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