Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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