So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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