I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
