its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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