this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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