I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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