Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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