when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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