You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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