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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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