ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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