I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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