its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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