what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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