I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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