As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Bring me that man meat
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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