my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I think people are normalizing furries
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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