On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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