im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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