Don't you send me to vm
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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