He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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