Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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