That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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