i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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