Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
what if I'm pregnant?
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after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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