Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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