i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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