Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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